Only in PNG

Things I've learned in PNG

• Opening a coconut with a bush knife (machete) is NOT as easy as locals make it look and should NOT under any circumstances be attempted by inexperienced white girl.

• Wearing a swish blazer over head to toe army fatigues is a pretty rocking look.

• The 'sitting next to a crazy person on the bus experience' is a lot more entertaining in Pidgin.

• Cockroaches can fly.

Things we say in PNG

"I can't wait to get back to Australia so that I can treat my fungal infection."

"Shut up and drink your coconut."

"Who wants to crush up our doxy and try and snort it?"